Coketastic World Leaders Audition For The Remake of 'Scarface'

But Starmer, Macron and Merz Are Just Rubbish Actors

One Sunday morning a few years ago, I was appalled to find myself the subject of a shock horror front page tabloid newspaper expose. Apparently I had taken drugs with the-then British prime minister.

The story itself didn’t come as much of a surprise: it did, after all, feature in the soon-to-be-published biography of David Cameron by my friend Isabel Oa…