If Lady Colin Campbell Eats Insects Why Shouldn't A Prole Like You?

The girls at my local health club are cheerful and friendly and always up for a bit of banter. One of them, Lily, was cleaning the gunk out of the drains in the shower by the pool and pulling amusing faces about how disgusting it was. “OK. How much would you have to be paid to eat it?” I asked.

Lily grinned. “I’m thinking I’d go high. Maybe £300,000? But…