There's Something You Need to Know About Michelle Obama, Taylor Swift and, er, Jo Rogan...

Sooner or later on your journey down the rabbit hole you’re quite likely to end up finding the Pale beyond which you will not go: the ‘conspiracy theory’ so utterly absurd, so fantastically implausible that you refuse to entertain it even for one second.

For some it’s Flat Earth, for others it’s the outrageous notion that those four, lovable and super-ta…